When you mind your own business in class, people come forth and tell you that you have an attitude.

When you try to be friendly and talk in class, people come forth and tell you that you just want to attract attention.

When you do not laugh at someone's joke, people come forth and tell you that you are a hard person to get along with.

When you laugh at someone's joke, people come forth and tell you that you are bootlicking him/her.

When you are on relatively good terms with human beings of the opposite gender, people come forth and tell you that you are a flirt.

When you are not on any type of terms with human beings of the opposite gender, people come forth and tell you that you are a homosexual.

I wonder what humans really want.